and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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