She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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