I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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