with your own penis?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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