How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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