He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
