So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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