the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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