talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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