Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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