if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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