I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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