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you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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