I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize