Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
