i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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