Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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