Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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