People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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