It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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