You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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