I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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