i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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