Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
