South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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