My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Ketchup is God's man juice
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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