I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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