My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize