yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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