I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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