Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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