thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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