Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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