Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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