I cockslap morals
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
we should paint friendship bongs
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