bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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