so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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