what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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