Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So much Jack, so little girl.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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