yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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