I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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