You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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