I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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