ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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