You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
be right there i have to get my cape
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
