I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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