i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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