I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it's like iHOP with fire
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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