whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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