Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Randomize
