this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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