So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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