Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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