Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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