yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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