I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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