I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
nutella sex= disaster
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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